… and so sherlock and john never met. the end.
THE SHOW WOULD CONSIST OF JOHN LIMPING AROUND LONDON AT VARIOUS SPEEDS
Reblogging again because I fucking love this fandom.
Seriously, I love you all and you’re all amazing.
the story behind chrissy the kool-aid god is the best ever
and i miss beca’s place
the best shit happened there
Don’t even get me started
we had the BEST TIMES hangin’ out over there
baking cakes and midnight trips to Steak ‘n’ Shake
So what’s this I hear about Chrissy being the kool-aid god?
Bro, I’m not entirely sure how it happened. But one night when there was a tone of peeps at Beca’s I think I fell asleep first and they were getting all derped up from being like, half asleep they somehow came up with the this story where I was the god of hot kool aid. Lol. It makes me laugh so much just remembering waking up to them telling me this. XD
8. Unicorn Blood
HOW COULD LET OUR CHILD, A WIZARD, CLOUD ‘O SNAP, DATE MUGGLE.
I AM ASHAMED OF YOUR PARENTING SKILLS.
WHERE IS DRACO?! I NEED HIM TO FETCH ME AN APPLETINI
I NEED SOMETHING BETTER
I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T KNOW….
I’M THE DRUNK MOTHER. PLUS, YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO CRUCIO ANYONE WHO COMES NEAR OUR DAUGHTER. EWWWWWW WE ARE PURE BLOOD FAMILY, HOW DARE SHE VIOLATE THAT. I’M SO PROUD OF OUR DRACO THEN, SUCH A DASHING YOUND LAD HE IS. FUCK THE PLANT BURT, HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING, HE JUST SITS THERE. WE NEED TO GET A HOUSE ELF.
I CAN’T HELP IT DEAR. I’M ON THAT BUSINESS MEETING FOR BEVERAGE GODS REMEMBER?! I’M NOT EVEN THAAAAAR. AND YOUR RIGHT. DRACO DOES EVERYTHING RIGHT. WHAT A FINE, YOUNG MAN HE’LL BE. HE’LL BE JUST LIKE HIS PAPA. AWESOME, AND DRUNK. AND BURT NEVER TAKES HIS WORK SERIOUSLY, WE SHALL GO FIND US A HOUSE ELF TO DO IT RIGHT.