Kool Aid God of Awesome
CHRISSY THE GREAT KOOLAID GOD

circusdreamerr:

HOW COULD LET OUR CHILD, A WIZARD, CLOUD ‘O SNAP, DATE MUGGLE.

I AM ASHAMED OF YOUR PARENTING SKILLS.

WHERE IS DRACO?! I NEED HIM TO FETCH ME AN APPLETINI
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I NEED SOMETHING BETTER

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAID

I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T KNOW. YOUR HER MOTHER. ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO TALK TO HER ABOUT THESE KIND OF THINGS?!?!?!? AND I’M PRETTY SURE ITS A MUGGLE BORN WIZARD SHES DATING. SHE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO DATE A NON-WIZARDRY PERSON. AND DRACO IS AT SCHOOL. IN HOGWARTS. WHERE HE RULES LIKE A BOSS. ASK OUR HOUSE PLANT BERT TO GET YOU SOMETHING.